Perhaps you, like I, have spent many a sleepless night pondering the issue of why we don't use ace bandages for headache relief. It's a question that has plagued mankind for centuries. Or at least since the invention of the ace bandage back in 1932.
Well, I think I have found the answer. We don't use an ace bandage for headache relief because it makes you look like a flaming nut case.
That, my friends, is my firstborn child, The Human Q-Tip.
And does anyone else see a resemblance here?