Reporters slant stories too far left. Or right. Or, for those at the North Pole, too far south.
Rumors are reported as fact. Facts are reported only in part.
Tabloids skip the facts and the rumors altogether and just report the news that's transmitted from space aliens and their leader, Elvis Presley.
And just when you think it can't get any worse ....
... I've been published.
Yep. A small magazine that circulates in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area printed one of my pieces.
I'm trying not to get The Big Head about this, but I gotta tell you, I'm happier than a dung beetle in the cattle barn at the county fair.
I promise this: If this leads to my very own media empire, I am definitely going to hire someone else to do my bi-weekly shopping for boys' socks and underwear.