Thursday, July 3, 2008

You've been warned.

Airlines are going bankrupt. Housing foreclosures are at an all-time high. The Big Three automakers are seeing a downward spiral in sales. Angelina Jolie's quest for world domination is about to get 33% more powerful.

But buddyroe, you ain't seen trouble yet. Here's the scenario that should frighten you more than a nuclear bomb in a postal worker's basement.

Imagine a 50-year-old woman on her way to work. Global warming is making her hot flashes worse. She's been reduced to wearing those uglier-than-homemade-sin Crocs because her feet hurt. And they're generic StuffMart crocs, because she can't afford the real things since she just put $65 worth of fuel in her car. And now she can't get her morning jolt of caffeine because her neighborhood Starbucks closed?!

You're about to witness road rage taken to a whole new level.

7 comments:

Kelley said...

Hopefully a new coffee place opens up never door. Or they start making it in pill form as to avoid the road rage

:)De said...

"Angelina Jolie's quest for world domination is about to get 33% more powerful." That is pure comedy!

Mostly Sunny said...

Makes me glad I live 1500 miles away.

Junosmom said...

I think the Starbucks are just migratory. They've moved up here for the summer. They'll be back with the snow birds.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Good Heavens, you've just managed to cram that much news, fashion and pop culture into such a small space and still pull out the funny! That was like...magic!

CrossView said...

They have no idea....
yet.

TobyBo said...

that global warming stuff is bad news for moms of a certain age.