Airlines are going bankrupt. Housing foreclosures are at an all-time high. The Big Three automakers are seeing a downward spiral in sales. Angelina Jolie's quest for world domination is about to get 33% more powerful.
But buddyroe, you ain't seen trouble yet. Here's the scenario that should frighten you more than a nuclear bomb in a postal worker's basement.
Imagine a 50-year-old woman on her way to work. Global warming is making her hot flashes worse. She's been reduced to wearing those uglier-than-homemade-sin Crocs because her feet hurt. And they're generic StuffMart crocs, because she can't afford the real things since she just put $65 worth of fuel in her car. And now she can't get her morning jolt of caffeine because her neighborhood Starbucks closed?!
You're about to witness road rage taken to a whole new level.