Father's Day gift idea #1:
Because a house isn't really a home without a camo rocker recliner.
But, wait! There's more!
Father Day gift idea #2:
The problem I have with this is, what do you say when you go to JCPenney to order window treatments?
Clerk: Now, what's your decorating style, dear?
TC: Well, it's mostly Early American Tree Stand. But I like to throw in a few Cro Magnon accents just for fun.
Hubster, if you're reading this: NO.