Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I'm sorry, but I have to tell another joke.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject. Finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole.

Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and asked, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."

6 comments:

Sleepless Stitch said...

That is too funny :P
Thanks for the laugh, I will have to share this one with my husbands. :)
~Christina a.k.a. giggles3

Tiffany said...

That was so lame I had to laugh out loud!! Hahaha!!!

Mostly Sunny said...

Yeah, you SHOULD be sorry for that one! And why do the dumb blondes always have to be female? I wonder if dumb blondes can be dogs? I mean, Maggie Roo isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed...

Kayla <)))><- Jesus said...

-laughing un-controlably-...TC...that is so funny!!!! And what's even worse is I actually can be blond at times....That sounds like something I might do...it would be a good practical joke dontcha think???!?!?!? LoL
Have a wonderful weekend
~Kayla

Chris said...

That was good lol

JenIG said...

i like it! did you hear about the husband who killed his blonde wife by putting a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the swimming pool? snort.

Happy Thanksgiving! jen