10. She owns a cat named Zamboni.
9. She knows where you can buy coffee at 4:30 a.m.
8. She thinks televised bowling would be a lot more interesting if checking was allowed.
7. She's found a way to work broken $200 hockey sticks into her home decor.
6. She's trying to figure out how to introduce her teen daughter to Sidney Crosby, the 19 year old NHL phenom.
5. She buys Car Jar air fresheners by the case.
4. In the back of her van, she carries a fleece blanket and a winter coat - in August.
3. She has the numbers of the dentist and orthodontist on speed dial.
2. Instead of putting her kids in time-out, she says she's sending them to the penalty box.
1. The bruise on her hand comes from banging on the glass along the boards.