Some dude named Robert Smith has written The Nicole Richie Cookbook. Richie is the Hollywood starlet who weighs all of about 80 pounds - and 20 of that is probably hair extensions, false eyelashes, and silicone, uh, additions. By law, the woman should be riding in a booster seat.
Here's the thing. Mr. Smith is getting $11.95 a copy for a recipe book that is full of ... blank pages.
Man, I could write one like that and call it TC's Secrets to Successful Housecleaning.