Avast, yeh scurvy dogs! It's time again to break out yer eye patches, yer gold dubloons, and yer bottle of rum (or ginger ale). That's right, yeh bilge rat - it's September 19, the annual TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
If yer not sure how to celebrate this most auspicious of days, head on over to the website for Talk Like a Pirate Day, yeh lump of fish breath. From there, yeh can find yer pirateish name, yer pirate profile (be sure to read the fine print at the end of the quiz, lest yeh find yerself walkin' the plank), and have a cargo hold full o' piratey fun. Arr, there be even a pattern so yeh can knit like a pirate. And if yeh need a little pirate music to help set yer mood, try The Bilge Pumps.
Arrrr, yeh better mind me, because I'm
You, me hearty, are a woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-spit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.
Signed in blood by Rancid Jezebel Dread (formerly known as TC), of the famed ship, The Vile Death of the East. Arrrr!