Thursday, December 7, 2006

Things you never thought you'd say to your children at Christmas

  1. No, I don't think a mustache trimmer would be a good gift for Grandma.

  2. I'm glad you paid attention during our studies on human reproduction, but please stop taking Baby Jesus out of the manger and telling guests that he's the size of a three month old fetus.

  3. Now you know why that poem says, "The stockings were hung by the chimney with care." And our spelling word tomorrow will be "flammable."

  4. Stop poking your brother in the cajunas with the giant candy cane.

  5. Yes, sticking a Polly Pocket under the gingerbread house so it looks like the Wicked Witch under Dorothy Gale's house would definitely be unique.

1 comment:

Mama Hen said...

Oh my goodness. Hilarious.