Color me aghast. I thought everyone knew that the standard uniform for small-town Texas men was a tank top, mullet haircut, "Git-R-Done" ball cap, and a pair of run-down boots. Of course, that's when they're gussied up to eat out. For just a jaunt into town to run by the Beer Barn, the tank top is optional.
But in local news, a small rural school district had to amend its school dress code in order to forbid the wearing of makeup and tight girl's jeans - by the male students. I bet that looks lovely with those plugs the size of dessert plates in their earlobes.
Guys, here's a tip: it's "Remember the Alamo," not "Remember the Almay."