Tuesday, January 3, 2006

Urgent, I need to know

Can I give a dog Gas-X or something like it? One of our pugs has some serious intestinal issues today, like he's stinkin' us out. It's a good thing it's warm today and I can have the doors open. If it was cold and I had to light a fire in the woodstove, the house would explode. He's putting out so much methane, he's probably destroyed 50% of the ozone layer all by himself. I really believe doggie gas can make your nose hairs curl.

If this keeps up, his name will be changed from Dewey to Phew-wee, or maybe even to "Pug, free to good home with excellent ventilation."

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